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Welcome, to RosemaryWatson dot com. My name is Chloe Zanzibar. But, please, just call me, Rosemary. No need to make things complicated. It's bad enough that I am a multi-hyphenate.

Suffice it to say, I am THRILLED that you are here. I pay a lot for this site and, well, have been doing so now for about 20-30 years! (Good God, I'm already getting personal and you haven't  even been offered water.)  Anyway, come on in. 

I can offer you a page for VOICES, MUSIC, COMEDY, IMPERSONATIONS, a BLOG, a place to BUY my services and a FORUM where a whole mess-o-fans are sitting around in togas waiting to talk about my many issues.  

With that, I shall leave you to your scrolling; I would just ask that you kindly pick up after yourself. I'm a mother of a teenager and have a dog with a barfing issue. That's barfing with an "f". . .not barking with a "k." If only things were as simple as saying your own name, but such is the life of an artiste with an "e."


With love, I remain.

Totally not my real signature, fyi.

Latest News

Some of the characters Rosemary sounds likes. . . 

But can she talk?

Martha helped VIONIC shoes sell some slippers on TikTok.
People prefer the 'soft sell.'

I gotta admit, this video made some waves with over 2M views and it's a bit odd to share here cuz it's not my usual schtick. But ya know sometimes a girl just wants to fight for things worth fighting for; like people. (PS: videos of this nature have been moved to the TikTok channel RosemaryThinks.)  

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I cross post many of my TikTok videos onto Instagram and Youtube for those too lazy to get a TikTok account.


The Mark Twain Prize for Humor
Honoring Carol Burnett

Seems like a good logo to make it official

In 2013, Carol Burnett invited me to perform at The Kennedy Center alongside the folks in this picture. To say it was a surreal and incredible experience is the understatement of the century. I am forever indebted to Carol for this magnanimous gesture of kindness and the many, many other gifts she bestowed on this 'unknown' artist all to pay it forward to a person she did not know. #belikeCarol is a hashtag I came up with and I am sure in time it will be used by everyone. I know that I am not the only person who Carol has helped in this fashion. To read more about my experience head over to my blog. There are reasons some people are legends. She is not only the Queen of Comedy, she is the industry's FairyGodmother. #carolburnett

It's freakin' NUTS, I KNOW!!!!!

Rosemary Watson, Luci Arnaz, Tina Fey, Tony Bennett, Vicki Lawrence, Carol Burnett, Tim Conway, Julie Andrews, Amy Poehler, Rashida Jones, Martin Short, Maya Rudolph