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Welcome, to RosemaryWatson dot com. My name is Chloe Zanzibar. But, please, just call me, Rosemary. No need to make things complicated. It's bad enough that I am a multi-hyphenate.
Suffice it to say, I am THRILLED that you are here. I pay a lot for this site and, well, have been doing so now for about 20-30 years! (Good God, I'm already getting personal and you haven't even been offered water.) Anyway, come on in.
I can offer you a page for VOICES, MUSIC, COMEDY, IMPERSONATIONS, a BLOG, a place to BUY my services and a FORUM where a whole mess-o-fans are sitting around in togas waiting to talk about my many issues.
With that, I shall leave you to your scrolling; I would just ask that you kindly pick up after yourself. I'm a mother of a teenager and have a dog with a barfing issue. That's barfing with an "f". . .not barking with a "k." If only things were as simple as saying your own name, but such is the life of an artiste with an "e."
With love, I remain.
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